30 Hilarious Birthday Messages for the Big 3-0 | Funny Happy 30th Birthday Wishes

Are you or someone you know about to celebrate the big 3-0. Don’t worry, reaching this milestone age is something to be celebrated and what better way to do that than with some hilarious birthday messages. Here are 30 funny and fabulous birthday wishes for anyone turning 30. Turning 30 is like reaching the top of a rollercoaster – terrifying, exhilarating and a little disorienting.

But don’t worry, you’ve got this. If age is just a number, then 30 is just a really big number. But hey, at least you’ll always be older and wiser than everyone in their twenties. Thirty is the perfect age – old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway.

They say 30 is the new 20, but let’s be real, it’s actually just the new 30. Embrace it. In your 20s, you can still get away with blaming your crazy behavior on being young and carefree. In your 30s, you’re just a hot mess – embrace it.

Now that you’re 30, you can finally use the excuse “I’m too old for this” and no one can argue with you. Cheers to that. Turning 30 means you have officially entered your “dirty thirties” – embrace it and enjoy every dirty moment. Here’s to 30 more years of being fabulous, wise, and slightly graying.

Happy 30th birthday. Just remember, age is like fine wine – the older you get, the better you become. Cheers to aging like a fine wine. Welcome to the age where popping Advil is more exciting than popping bottles.

Happy 30th birthday. Don’t worry about turning 30, you still have plenty of time to figure out what you want to be when you grow up. If 30 is the new 20, then I must have been 10 when I turned 20. Happy 30th birthday.

They say life begins at 30, but we all know it’s just an excuse to party. So let’s celebrate your “new beginning” in style. Don’t worry about getting older, you’ll always be young at heart. Just maybe a little more achy in the knees.

You know you’re 30 when you start choosing comfort over style. High heels. No thanks, I’ll take my fuzzy slippers any day. Chin up, turning 30 means you’re one step closer to senior citizen discounts.

And who doesn’t love a good discount. At 30, your metabolism is like a credit card – the bill always comes due eventually. Enjoy your last few years of eating whatever you want guilt-free. It’s your 30th birthday, so go ahead and splurge on that fancy anti-aging cream.

You’ll thank me later. I hope your 30s are as fabulous as you are. But let’s be real, that’s setting the bar pretty high. They say 30 is the new 20, but I’m pretty sure it’s the same old age just with more wrinkles.

The best thing about turning 30 is that you finally start to give less and less of a f*ck with each passing year. Embrace the freedom. 30 might sound old, but remember, you’re only as old as the last time you exercised. So, um, it’s probably time to hit the gym.

Happy 30th birthday to someone who is officially 30 going on 21. Sorry, I mean 71. Don’t cry because you’re turning 30, cry because you didn’t get carded at the liquor store. Cheers to getting older.

If you’re starting to feel old, just remember that you’re still younger than your old childhood cartoons. Now that’s a depressing thought. Welcome to the time in your life when hangovers last longer than the actual party. But hey, at least you had a good time, right.

I know you’re not turning 30, you just hit level 3 with 10 years of experience. Happy birthday, old timer. Don’t let the number 30 scare you, let’s celebrate with 30 shots instead. Just kidding, but maybe 3 shots for good measure.

Happy 30th birthday to someone who is just getting better with age, like a fine wine or a stinky cheese. They say 30 is the new 20, but I beg to differ. At 20, I had my whole life ahead of me. At 30, I’m just trying to survive.

30 is the new 50. And there you have it, 30 hilarious birthday messages for anyone turning 30. Just remember, life is too short to take yourself too seriously, so laugh, party, and enjoy every moment of your thirties. As the wise Dr.

Seuss once said, “Age is just a number and it only matters if you let it.” So let loose and have a happy 30th birthday.

“30, flirty, and thriving… well, two out of three ain’t bad. Happy birthday!”

1. Wishing you a happily-ever-after 30th birthday!

2. Congratulations on successfully completing three decades of being awesome!

3. You know you’re officially a grown-up when you start getting excited about home appliances. Happy 30th!

4. Ah, the big three-oh! Time to start checking for gray hairs. Just kidding, you’re still as youthful as ever.

5. Age is just a number… until you turn 30 and suddenly everything hurts in the morning.

6. Remember when we used to think 30 was so old? Now we know it’s just the beginning of the best years of our lives.

7. Happy 30th birthday! May your metabolism miraculously slow down and your success rapidly increase.

8. They say 30 is the new 20… but let’s be real, 20-year-olds wish they were as fabulous as us 30-year-olds.

9. Cheers to 30 years of making the world a better and funnier place.

10. Turning 30 only means you have 30 years of experience in being awesome. Keep it up!

11. Another year older, another year wiser… or at least that’s what we’ll keep telling ourselves.

12. Happy 30th birthday to someone who’s still young at heart, but maybe not so much in the knees.

13. Congrats on entering the “dirty thirty” club… and no, it’s not what you’re thinking. It’s just an excuse to eat cake for breakfast.

14. You’re not 30, you’re just 29.95 with shipping and handling.

15. As they say, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting better… at pretending you know what you’re doing.

16. Thirty, flirty, and thriving… or should I say thirty, napping, and surviving?

17. Let’s make a deal – for every grey hair you find, I’ll buy you a glass of wine. Happy 30th!

18. 30 is only the beginning of your prime, my friend. Get ready to shine even brighter.

19. It’s your birthday and you’re 30, which means you can finally start using anti-aging cream and no one will judge you.

20. Here’s to a fantastic 30th birthday and many more years of laughter, love, and unforgettable moments. You deserve it!


1. How do you know when you’re officially over the hill on your 30th birthday?

When your joints start creaking louder than the music at your party!

2. What’s the best gift to give someone for their 30th birthday?

A time machine so they can relive their twenties all over again!

3. Why is turning 30 such a milestone?

Because it’s the age where you finally realize that life isn’t all about getting drunk and pulling all-nighters.

4. How do you stay young at heart in your thirties?

By having a young friend who constantly reminds you of how old you really are.

5. How do you make a 30th birthday extra special?

By throwing a party with all of your closest friends and hiring a magician to make you feel like a kid again.

6. What’s the best way to celebrate your 30th birthday?

In a bikini on a tropical beach, because age is just a number and you deserve to feel fabulous!

7. What should you do if you’re feeling depressed about turning 30?

Remember that you’re only as old as you feel, so go out and do something that makes you feel young again.

8. How many candles are too many on a 30th birthday cake?

As long as there’s still room for a slice, there’s no such thing as too many candles.

9. What’s the best thing about turning 30?

The realization that you’re finally an adult and can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

10. What’s the secret to staying happy in your thirties?

Keep your sense of humor and never take yourself too seriously – age is just a number, after all.

Sam Roberts

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