Are you looking for the perfect way to wish your friend a happy birthday. Look no further than these hilarious birthday card messages. In just a few sentences, you’ll be able to make your friend laugh and show them how much you care. Need some inspiration for humorous birthday greetings.
We’ve got you covered. From punny one-liners to silly jokes, these card messages are sure to put a smile on your friend’s face. Make their special day even more memorable with a heartfelt, yet humorous birthday wish. But don’t just take our word for it.
As Paul Sweeney once said, “A birthday is just another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.” So why not add a touch of laughter to that journey with these funny birthday card messages. Your friend will thank you for the extra dose of joy and laughter on their special day.
“Let’s Celebrate Like We’re Young Again (Just Remember Our Hangovers Aren’t as Easy to Shake Off Now)”
1. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my best friend, my partner in shenanigans. Another year older, but still just as immature at heart.
2. I hope your birthday is as lit as the candles on your cake…just maybe not quite as hot.
3. Cheers to another year of friendship, and to all the ridiculous adventures we’ll embark on together.
4. Happy birthday to my dearest friend, who still has no idea what they want to be when they grow up. Keep living the dream, my friend.
5. Another year, another excuse to eat cake and make questionable life decisions. Let’s do it!
6. Congratulations, you have successfully aged another year without looking a day over 21! #goodgenes #jealous
7. Happy birthday to my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with. Let’s keep being unproductive together, shall we?
8. I can’t believe it’s been [age] years since you graced this world with your presence. Just think, if it weren’t for your parents, we wouldn’t be able to share these terrible jokes together.
9. As we get older, I realize that the only thing that never changes is our friendship. And the fact that we still laugh at fart jokes.
10. Let’s make a pact to always act like fools and never feel ashamed, even when we’re old and saggy.
11. You know you’ve found a true friend when they’re willing to put up with your crazy antics year after year. Happy birthday, my partner in crime.
12. Just because we’re getting older doesn’t mean we have to grow up. Cheers to staying young at heart and forever young in spirit.
13. As your friend, it’s my duty to remind you that age is just a number…even if that number is close to a senior citizen discount.
14. I’m so grateful to have a friend like you who makes getting older a little less scary and a lot more fun. Happy birthday, you aging like a fine wine.
15. You’re not just my friend, you’re my therapist, my shoulder to cry on, and my partner in ridiculousness. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
16. Birthdays are just nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Who am I to argue with nature?
17. Happy birthday to my fabulous friend, who brings light, laughter, and a whole lot of chaos into my life.
18. Being friends with you just gets better with age, like a good bottle of wine. And speaking of wine, let’s drink to that!
19. As we celebrate your birthday, let’s remember that it’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the friends you have who accept you for the weirdo that you are.
20. Another year older, but still wild and free. Here’s to many more years of embracing our inner madness together. Happy birthday, my dear friend.
FAQs
Q: What do you give a friend who has everything on their birthday? A: A big hug, of course!Q: What did the cake say to the ice cream? A: “You’re cool, but I’m the icing on the cake!”
Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? A: Because it was feeling crumbly!
Q: What do you call a monkey’s birthday? A: A monkey cake day!
Q: What did the candle say to the birthday boy? A: “Don’t burn out before you make your wish!”
Q: Why did the birthday balloon need a pin? A: To pop into the party!
Q: What did the cake say to the ice cream? A: “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”
Q: Why was the birthday party angry? A: Because all of the cakes were taken!
Q: What do you give a sick birthday cake? A: Get well sprinkles!
