Are you looking for the perfect way to make your brother laugh on his birthday. Look no further. These hilarious birthday card messages are guaranteed to put a smile on his face and make his special day even more memorable. In just a few short sentences, you’ll have all the ammunition you need to make your brother’s birthday one to remember.
These funny and creative card messages are perfect for brothers of all ages and will have everyone laughing in no time. So don’t settle for a bland, boring birthday card. Wow your brother with these hilarious messages and give him a birthday he’ll never forget. And who knows, maybe he’ll even return the favor with an equally funny card on your birthday.
“Brother, you’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic! Happy birthday!”
1. “Happy birthday to my brother, the one who always made the toilet seat warm for me.”
2. “Another year older, another year wiser…or at least that’s what I’ll tell Mom and Dad.”
3. “Remember when we used to fight over the last cookie? Now we fight over who has to pay for dinner.”
4. “Happy birthday to my stand-up comedian of a brother, thanks for always keeping me laughing.”
5. “You may be my little brother, but you’ll always be the bigger pain in my butt.”
6. “Here’s to another year of dodging responsibility and blaming it on our parents. Cheers!”
7. “Congratulations on surviving another year with me as your sibling.I deserve an award.”
8. “Wishing you a year of good health, happiness, and lots of free meals from me.”
9. “Happy birthday to the best brother I could have asked for…the other choices were pretty terrible.”
10. “I can’t believe you’re [age], you don’t look a day over ‘annoying little brother’.”
11. “Cheers to another year of pretending we have our lives together.”
12. “Happy birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets and still loves me anyways.”
13. “Here’s to another year of blaming all our weird quirks on our genetics. Love you, bro!”
14. “Congrats on making it another year without getting arrested…that I know of, at least.”
15. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
16. “Happy birthday to my brother, the one who knows all my embarrassing childhood stories. Thanks for not revealing them all…yet.”
17. “You’re not just my brother, you’re also my built-in excuse for not doing things I don’t want to do.”
18. “Happy birthday to the master of pranks, the king of sarcasm, my brother.”
19. “I can always count on you to be there for me…especially when Mom and Dad aren’t home.”
20. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my confidant, my best friend…also known as my brother. Love you!”
FAQs
1. Q: What do you say to your brother on his birthday?A: “Happy birthday to my partner-in-crime, best friend, and better half of our crazy family!”
2. Q: What do you get a brother who has everything?A: “Another year older and wiser? Oh wait, you already have that. Happy birthday, bro!”
3. Q: How do you make your brother’s birthday special?A: “By reminding him that you’re the favorite child. Happy birthday, bro!”
4. Q: What’s the best birthday present for a brother?A: “Me, of course. But I guess a gift card will do. Happy birthday!”
5. Q: How old is your brother on his birthday?A: “Just one year closer to actually acting his age. Happy birthday, old man!”
6. Q: How do you celebrate a brother’s birthday?A: “With cake, shots, and a lot of embarrassing childhood photos. Happy birthday, bro!”
7. Q: What’s the funniest thing your brother has ever done?A: “Being born. Happy birthday, bro!”
8. Q: What’s the best piece of advice your brother has given you?A: “Never trust a fart. Happy birthday, bro!”
9. Q: How does it feel to have a brother like yours?A: “Pretty darn lucky, but mainly because I know I can always blame you for everything. Happy birthday!”
10. Q: What would you do if you were stuck on a deserted island with your brother?A: “Probably regret not getting a better birthday gift. Just kidding! Happy birthday, bro!”
